smerf

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing

I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?

by Ce'nedra April 15, 2005

smerf

A fucking dirty ass slut. A wide set vagina and a constant desire to give head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf.

"Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or bigger.............whatta smerf"

by fuck0ff January 8, 2012

smerf

a damn communist

The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!

by Pimp T-Dawg March 5, 2003

Smerfing

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

by WordMann68 February 22, 2011

smerfs

originally from san francisco ca. A cool group of kids that do smerkish stuff and get away with it.

Those smerfs just stole my cigarrettes.

by lilsmokeeshopShorty September 25, 2010

Smerf

(V.) to put a blue food dye in a woman's vagina when fucking without her noticing

man 1: some girl was ripping on my friend real bad so i smerfed her during a one night stand. damn was she pissed when she found out. lol

by Dark Demon Troll June 30, 2010

papa smerf

a blue man who lives in a crazy village that only has one woman inhabitant, who helps populate it.

Papa smerf is my bitch, yo!

by thekkibs July 15, 2004