programme 

at last someone who knows how to spell

programme see color, i blame microsoft.

programme by david w spencer. rev. December 28, 2005

Programme 

A Chick with a lot of issues and who requires vast amounts of attention.

That programme didn't want to down on me unless I did her a million favors first and when she finally did she stayed on her cell phone.

Programme by hot lunch April 13, 2005

DARE Programme 

DARE (Drug - Abuse - Resistance - Education)

some dumb programme telling kiddos not to do drugs and Marijuana. also, it says to be nice to people or else they'll secretly hate you. also no bulling.

Actually, Marijuana kills absolutely no one. I mean, that doesn't mean it perfectly safe. smoking weed under the age of 25 can lead to memory problems and stoof. if your an adult, it's really your choice.

Bulling is bad tho, don't do.

don't do drugs kiddo... or you'll DIE!!!
-DARE programme

DARE Programme by Bored Potato October 18, 2019

Community Outreach Programme 

The phrase used by a man to explain and defend his copulation with a variety of ugly woman.

Similar, but not identical, to the commonly known "charity bang", a Community Outreach Programme differs from the aforementioned "charity bang" insofar as it involves the systematic banging of numerous women over an agreed time period

Lad 1: Man, landed a grenade there mate...
Lad 2: All part of my Community Outreach Programme bro. I like to give something back - like Chlamydia
Lad 1: Respect.

Community Outreach Programme by BRG18 March 30, 2011

Young Eagles Program 

Experienced pilots take kids up in an Aeoronica plane for about 20 minutes, to 1000'. The kids' names are recorded in the World's Largest logbook in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. Over a Million kids have been given Wonderful rides! Airplane rides are Awesome!

What a Wonderful program the Young Eagles Program is! My kids got to fly with them 2x & my son got to actually Pilot the plane for Over 75% of the time! My kids Love the Young Eagles Program! Airplane rides are Fantastic!

Young Eagles Program by Starchylde September 11, 2016

Programmer 

A person who is paid to professionally scream at a computer.

Programmer: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-oh, it works."

Programmer by MidnightWasTwoHoursAgo June 18, 2018

Kerbal Space Program 

Kerbal Space Program is an indie space-sandbox game known for it's steep learning curve and accurate physics simulation. Many players were originally turned off by the "rocket science" aspect of the game. A phrase popularized by the game is "Add moar boosters" and it has been mentioned on xkcd.

Hey, Bob, I'm having trouble with Kerbal Space Program.
Bob: ADD MOAR BOOSTERS!

Kerbal Space Program by waterlubber June 27, 2015