Betch

A young woman who wears ugg boots, uses fake tanner, generally wears too much makeup and uses the word "Whet" frequently in conversation. Can be seen in the highest frequency at most of today's large city college campuses.

Person A: Oh my god, did you see that betch? Ooompa Loompa Ooompadity doo
Person B: I've got another Puzzle for you!

Person A: I tried to get on the green line in Boston but...
Person B: But what? Too many betches??????
Person A: ....yes

Betch by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008

Betch

one's way to say "beach" usually said by elderly

Kids: what do u guys want to do today?

Grandpa: Lets go to the Betch!

Betch by pume June 30, 2009

Betch

Betch is the right Italian way to say bitch.
-itsqcp

Put the pasta in the water, BETCH!

Betch by Micheal the dude in tv December 17, 2020

Betch

The way a stupid ass airheaded whore says 'Bitch.' This girl usually says other intelligent things like 'Oh my Gawd!! Shut up!' and 'Who's jizz is on my face?' Additionally, this brain dead cum gargler usually wears tons of make-up, fake color contacts, a spray tan, hair extensions and has a tramp stamp. Generally it takes a minimum of 5 years out of high school for this girl to become an obese moron with several children and a dodge neon with a Roxy sticker on the back window and a Hawaiian Lei necklace hanging from the rear view mirror.

I'm so drunk betch!

Betch by TheEducatorOfYourSoul November 22, 2011

Betch

How a fucking retarded emo says bitch.

"Dude. That guy is such a betch."
"What the fuck is your problem betch?!"

Betch by Zakk moore January 12, 2008

betch

a bagel egg tomato cheese and ham sandwich

make me one of those betch sandwiches betch

betch by mistergreengenius January 18, 2009

betch

term used typically by Kelly for stupid whores who like shoes and other people's tops too much

hey stop that and gimme your shirt, betch

betch by aznblonde3636 November 24, 2007