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constagankage 

The act of constantly being ganked in an MMO game by the opposing faction. Often takes place on servers with imbalanced populations.
MMO Nerd 1: Holy balls dude, the horde aer teh gankings me nonstops!1!!
MMO Nerd 2: I know, it's constagankage. Let's quit and play PvE
MMO Nerd 3: Carebears.
constagankage by brentdk December 4, 2007

constafuct 

1. Being in the state of constant misfortune or in a non-stop state of disrepair.

2. Constipation after a heavy night of drinking or drug use.

"Sucks to be Mike, not only did he get laid off from work today but on his way home he got a flat tire and a call from his wife saying she is leaving him because she got a notice of a Federal Tax Audit...that boy keeps getin constafuct!"
Constipation
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screwed
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constafuct by UTN Studio July 10, 2009

Constawank

The act of constantly jerking it, or being an english knob all of the time.
John "Where's Henrietta?"

Bill "She's been in her house for days, I guess it's due to constawank."

John "Ah."

Constadrunk

Being in a constant state of inebriation while remaining conscious and alive.
The host of Epic Meal Time is constadrunk.
Constadrunk by HazardousHap July 21, 2011

Constafused

A look on someones face.
The look someone gives you when he/she looks both constipated & confused!
Dennis Kessler has that constafused look again!
Constafused by PAslim August 18, 2016