Dave: "I'm confeated as hell"
Craig: "Why?"
Dave: "My girl left me for another dude. I done everything a good boyfriend would do but I still ended up fucked in the end. Like what the fuck?"
Nick: "Dude I'm heated as hell"
Sam: "Why?"
Nick: "I don't know, I'm just heated."
Sam: "Yo' confeated ass"
Lucy: "I'm confused"
Steve: "About what?"
Lucy: "Everything, and it's really pissin me off. I'm getting more and more confeated by the second"
John: Dude there were a lot of girls at that party last night, did you get any numbers?
Scott: Nah man, I was way too turnt, I just tried to kiss people.
John: Wow, confrats!