friddish 

when you wake up and someone put their nutsack under your eyelid and the eyelid becomes green eventually peeling off.

my friend had a bad case of friddish after having sex with a turtle.

friddish by keif April 2, 2005

fiddish 

feeling fat as fuck

I ate too many tacos so now I feel fiddish.

fiddish by WhiteBreadFred April 25, 2022