croot

When you think you are merely going to toot, but you crap.

Ah man, I crooted!

by we_are_the_walrus October 7, 2008

croot

Chicken Ranch Out Of Town
where all great acronyms are created

hey joe, lets go to the croot and make some acronyms

by me April 2, 2005

Croots

Croots are boots made by Crocs. The combination of crocs and boots = croots

Man just when you thought she would ditch the crocs for the winter she got a pair of croots!

by JohnnyHancock March 5, 2023

Croots Salad

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.

"he is a croots salad"

by Urduja Lansaguin June 9, 2022

crooted

when you clutch a recruit rush

I guess you can say you got crooted

by Quarksaysree February 2, 2020

croote

A croote is someone who is typically under 5ft and has a long moustache. Most people find them annoying.

The old man next door is a bit of a croote

by Squibs definitions January 18, 2021