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Conrad Bellamy

Most gorgeous man with emerald green eyes and slick black hair. Completely and entirely in love with his amate, Liana Bellamy. He’s extremely underrated, but highly adored by Liana. Extremely precious and often encourages himself with “it’s nerf or nothing.”
“Shit dawg- who’s that gorgeous man?”
“Oh that’s Conrad Bellamy.”
Conrad Bellamy by conradsbech August 24, 2020

Brooks Conrad 

To pull a Brooks Conrad is to Fuck up immensely.

This comes from Brooks Conrad's complete inability to do anything useful when fielding a baseball. (see 2010 NLDS)

also acceptable are:

"Pulling a Brooks" or "Pulling a Conrad"
Doctor: Sorry I dropped your baby Ma'am

Woman: Wow you really pulled a Brooks Conrad there

Doctor: We'll now he'll be as terrible a human being as Brooks himself!
Brooks Conrad by Boola Boola October 12, 2010

ben conrad 

A Ben Conrad is typically a male that is blonde. His mother is probably a teacher, more specifically a math teacher. Ben Conrad is very very gay
ben conrad has a massive horn
ben conrad by Bjorn_Booferwater April 24, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026