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durptard 

Comes from word durp meaning "duh" or "stupid" and retard(abbreviated as tard) to express how stupid someone is.
"You durptard, the answer was obvious."
"Why did you do that you durptard?"
"Stop being a durptard."
durptard by BLynn April 19, 2007
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DuffTard 

EXAMPLE 1
DuffTard: uhh yeah i smoke marajuana and weed
me: its the same fricking thing dufftard

EXAMPLE 2
DuffTard: ugh im just so eeemmmoooo wana see all the cuts on my wrists
me: go cry dufftard
DuffTard by PaytonGwyn July 20, 2006
A retard who states the obvious and such.
Durtard: <statement goes here which states the obvious>
AverageJoe: STFU DURTARD!
durtard by Rensen July 8, 2007
A retard, but you get the benefit of not having facebook ban you for 30 days.
You're a freaking durtard.
Durtard by Zargothrax May 30, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026