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In basketball, a player who is at least seven feet tall.
ROSS: Damn, I didn't know Dirk Nowitzki was a 90% free throw shooter. Isn't he a footer?

PABLO: Yeah, man, he's so long he can almost reach the basket from the free throw line.
footer by Jibjibjib March 7, 2012
Scots word for to waste time and not get on with things. Leads to footerer, footering, footery Pronouced not like foot but with long oooooo
Stop footering around. Get on with your home work.

Och, I widnae want him working here. He's awfy footery.
footer by floflumpit January 31, 2010
footer by Anonymous January 30, 2003
a fat hooter, used to insult people who suck. originated in Herndon Middle School, by Sarah and Avery!
MR STAMES!! I CANT HANDLE THESE FOOTERS ANY LONGER! no offence to any of you...im sure your great people.
Footer by sarahhhhhhhh! April 10, 2005
A dude with a really big dick-
a foot long dick
"Girl how big is it??"
"OOOH BITCH, he's a footer!"
Footer by raeggy February 23, 2021
A guy who is perverted, crosses his legs when he sits, is gay but not gay, and has an ugly, shaggy mullet. Oh, and an AC DC fanatic. Everyone hates him yet loves him.
I choose not to have an example.
Footer by Stealth! Mwah ha ha! March 23, 2005