footerbation 

when a girl on boy or boy on boy rubs his or her feet angainst a penis

dude jenny gave me footerbation last night she was rubbing it so hard!,God i love footerbation the feeling is awesome, I got footerbationed so hard last night she was touching me so much,footerbation is awesome it strocks it alot,Oh yeah yeah yeah footerbation me harder harder.I herd those two gay guys gave themselves footerbation.

footerbation by Jackulate January 18, 2008

fasterbation 

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.

Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.

fasterbation by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009

Foxturbation 

Noun - The act of watching FOX News to obtain talking points which justify one's racist gut inclinations.

This morning, during "Executive Time", President Trump honed his skills of Foxturbation for three hours straight.

Foxturbation by Anyone Buttrump May 10, 2018

Festerbation 

Festerbation is the act of choosing to wallow in escalating sexually longing without any reprieve or sexual release. It is physiologically unhealthy in that it increases stress levels in the individual.

Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".

Festerbation by Ray Ortiz (MTP) December 8, 2020

Filterbation

The act of placing your genitals within sufficient proximity to the filter jet which circulates the water in a pool in order to pleasure one's self.

Jeff hasn't moved from that spot along the side of the pool in over ten minutes, he must be filterbating. Filterbation is best accomplished when no one else is around...

Filterbation by xxCriticalMassxx Classy Masi August 6, 2011