tossle 

A mans penis, sometimes use for masterbation.

Jason went to work on his tossle until it puked love gravey on the pages of my new magazine

tossle by Ian March 21, 2005

tossle 

an un-erect, large, chubby penis.

My tossle hangs out the bottom of my shorts.

When i see my gf naked, my tossle goes hard.

tossle by DJ Buss May 29, 2010

tossle 

to mess around ruffly; like tussling

Me and my woman like to tossle.

tossle by amd25 January 5, 2011

tossle cap 

A colloquialism specific to Pittsburgh natives. Generally known as a toboggan, beanie, or skull cap by everyone else.

I went outside and it was freezing, so I went back for my tossle cap.

tossle cap by JHoVe May 3, 2010

fondle my tossle 

What u say to ur bitch.

Jenny totally fondled my tossle last night.

When my girl fondles my tossle i get so hard.

Fondle my tossle bitch!

fondle my tossle by DJ Buss May 29, 2010

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Tetra Titted Tosser 

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

Tetra Titted Tosser by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012