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carpetlicker 

a lesbien, bulldike, or just regular dike
wow, look at all the carpet lickers walking around at the zoo.
carpetlicker by Someone March 17, 2005
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carpetlicker 

lesbian women who like licking pussy aggresively
God, shes a good carpetlicker
carpetlicker by cybermush July 10, 2023

carpet licker 

A lesbo dat likes to lick pussy.
How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?
carpet licker by joe April 23, 2003

carpet licker 

An indivdual who performs oral sex on a female with a hariy vagina. Related Terms: Carpet Bombing cunnilingus
carpet licker by Batman November 9, 2001

carpet licker 

“Carpet Licker”, an individual that performs anal sex on another individual, commonly referred to as a "RimJob"
'Can I lick your carpet Jake?’ asked Figgles.

"Carpet Licker"
carpet licker by SamTheWiseOne September 11, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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