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Coonpoon 

Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.
Dude the way that Ashlee Simpson sounded at the Orange Bowl was total coonpoon!
Coonpoon by Jeremy May 13, 2005
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coon poon 

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.
although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.
coon poon by Phil January 27, 2005

Cornpoon 

Betsy jo’s cornpoon is the best this side of the holler.
Cornpoon by GDDPHD December 10, 2019

Coon Poon 

When one cannot stand up for ones belief or capabilities; a word that gets used to name call weak kids; another version of a wimp, pussy, scaredy cat, chicken, bitch; having no courage or will power to defend ones self. Most Coon Poons tend to be weak and under pressure.
Ashley: Alex flinches every time you pretend to hit him!
Kody: Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking Coon Poon!
Ashley: What a pussy!
Kody: Hahahaha!
Coon Poon by Ashley2oh9 August 8, 2010

coonboon 

A coonboon is what you call a coon when their being a boon🤷🏽 ♂️
Coonboon is used when someone is being a boon

“Oh look jaquavion is being a coonboon”
coonboon by SHABANGBANG April 16, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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