Skip to main content
when you have no defined ankle and your leg is just like a straight piece of shit thing
her arms are as big as my legs! she's got fuckin kancles for christ's sake!
kancles by mister poo! June 3, 2003
Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.
Look, Mary! Al is making a special anklet for your kankles! It's a kanklet!
kankles by attentionwhore April 22, 2004
when a person's ankles and calfs meld into one, possibly because they are fat as hell, or genetics may come into play.
damn, homie! those are some kankles!
kankles by amy May 12, 2004

Hospital Kankles 

When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Hospital Kankles by Sacredfart November 17, 2022
When the calves and feet are connecting showing no ankle. Its extremely NASTY.
Katie Kurbis has the worst kankles, worse than Aaron Ganz!
Kankles by Katie Hater November 7, 2004
a fear based reaction to the lower extremities causing the joint area to exibit unnatural qualities visually recognized as fatty skin. "fantasy application"
quick get some leg warmers ....kankles are growing.
kankles by julieday September 3, 2016