hornswaggle

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".

"That salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars"

by ChrisS March 7, 2005

hornswaggle

The act of warming up in pickleball.

Keaton did not get enough hornswaggling in before the game and played terribly.

Maybe hornswaggle a bit more before your next game.

by IKOB3AST June 2, 2023

hornswaggle

A term used in place of words like "rubbish", "bloody hell", or "yeah right". Invented by Elizabeth T. and spread throughout the Earth.

Jeff told me he was with his girlfriend last night, but I know it to be naught but hornswaggle. I saw him giving that man a BJ.

by Dr. Tony January 17, 2005

hornswaggle

to wiggle one's fingers under someone else's chin while yelling out "HORNSWAGGLE!"

Stoner number 1: Hey, Stoner number 2, look over there! (points to the right)

Stoner number 2: What? Where? (looks to the right)

Stoner number 1: (Stealthly HORNSWAGGLES Stoner number 2) HORNSWAGGLE!!!

by Keef Stonewood October 30, 2007

hornswaggle

Another word for penis

My girlfriend likes playing with my hornswaggle!

by Elijah Beeson December 14, 2008

hornswaggled

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggled

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.

1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!

by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004