The man. The legend. The Band Director.
Delaware State Teacher of the Year 1987

Also known as P-Dog, or simply "P"
Student 1: Mr. Parets yelled at me and it was totally unfair!
Student 2: Weren't you drinking?
Student 1: ...Yeah.
Student 2: Exactly.
Student 1: Well, I guess I was being a dumbass. I actually should go thank him. He's just looking out for me, and making me a better person.
by Tiger March 6, 2005
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Hockessin slang for cigarette; so dubbed because of the chain-smoking band conductor of AI duPont Highschool.
Person 1: Yo, nigga, lemme get get a coupla' dem Paretses you got there.
Person 2: Menthol, I assume.
by Mike Mahoney March 7, 2005
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pronounced 'a-za pa-ray'

Meaning the same as the English coined French word 'touché'.

Basically a way of saying 'good point' regarding a comment or come back someone else might have said
guy 1: you're pretty ugly
guy 2: so is your mum
guy 1: asa paret
by spanglebob March 26, 2009
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Same meaning as touché, for example, in an argument or debate. If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or apt response, the first person may respond with "asa paret" as a way of acknowledging a good response.

PRONOUNCED "A-ZA PA-RAY"
Boy: This porno is disgusting
Girl: You starred in one exactly like it.
Boy: Asa Paret
by Asaparet March 24, 2009
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