PFF

"OMG that sweater is PFF!"
by Derp....... September 11, 2013
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PFF

Stands for Potential Fat Factor. It describes a person (usually female) that although not technically fat, it appears as if it has the potential or tendency to become such. A good indicator for PFF is usually given by observing the subject's mother.
"Kate is cute, but looking at her puffy cheeks and round ass, I get the impression she has some PFF"

"Dude, why did you break up with Sophie?"
"I met her mother and she is HUGE! Turns out Sophie has a lot of PFF"
by zyklus8 March 05, 2010
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PFF

Pretend Friends Forever. used when two people act like they're great friends, but then bitch and spread rumors about each other behind their backs. typically used on females.
Kate: Aww girl I love you so much!
Molly: We're gonna be friends forever!

-hour later-

Molly to someone else: oh my god kate is such a whore!

*Someone who overheard both conversations*: damn, Molly and Kate are complete PFFs!
by theatrerocks1432 May 30, 2011
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PFF

Eve: PFF!
Adam: Sure.
by LithuanianDick March 28, 2010
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PFF

Platonic Friends Forever. 2 friends who have no desire to ever be romantically involved.
Jack and Jennifer are PFFs.

John and Sarah were PFFs from the time they met.
by bowl of cherries January 17, 2012
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PFF

• Verb
(P)ay (F)uck (F)ly.
The act of literally paying for a fuck before flying off.
Man I can’t be bothered to chat up a chick tonight, I’ve a flight to catch early in the morning. I’ll PFF it instead.
by Jayed January 27, 2018
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PFF

Pussy Fearing Faggot

A dude who would rather hang out with his boys than entertain the possibility of talking to females
Griff: The reason none of you want to come to my sister's party is cuz ur all a bunch of PFFs. Grow a schlong and come get some punani. Let me count the ways, or the number of bitches that ive laid.
by Chinese Takeaway July 27, 2009
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