corncob 

Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob

corncob by atomicthumbs August 3, 2017

Corncob 

Slang, derogatory term used to refer to men, especially young white men, with styles centered in southern heritage themes such as, but not limited to, large trucks, camouflage, cowboy boots, cowboy hats and large belt buckles.

That Toby Keith concert was packed with corncobs.

Corncob by DonSol0 September 30, 2021

corncob 

a poor person's dildo

I found me a nice corncob out in the dumpster behind the Blue Star

corncob by princess pink November 9, 2003

corncob 

The act of

1) spreading melted butter and salt on a girls titties
2) proceeding to titty fuck her, thereby covering your penis with said butter and salt
and..
3) getting fellated, which will taste like fresh corn on the cob

Antoinette: Hey Stan, did you bring the butter and salt?
Stan: Yeah, get ready for some mean corncobbing

corncob by Pat Miledgy September 11, 2011

Corncob 

Highest level of fuckboy you can achieve

quit talking shit, you're a fucking corncob

Corncob by All mighty trap lord March 17, 2015

corncob 

Something you do to your boyfriends cock. DO NOT use your teeth but 'nibble' up and down the shaft gumming him. Yummy.

I took his cock with my hand and I nibbled it with my lips over my teeth. He wiggled in delite as I corncobbed him.

corncob by Elle MDLS August 1, 2007

corncob 

Once thought to be the source of a medical condition known as "corncobitis", often associated with old age and which is easily diagnosed by the following symptoms:
- slow, deliberate gait
- facial expression of anxiety or constipation
- slightly bent over posture with prominent protrusion of the buttocks

Treatment is surgical removal of the corncob. However, research has determined that in many patients, there is no actual corncob or other foreign object in the rectum and in such cases there is no known cure.

Check out that old geezer. Reckon he's packin' a corncob?

corncob by Noah Webster, Jr. February 17, 2005