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A reverse creme pie in which she oozes it out back onto you.
I tried to creme pie her bro but she cock pied all over me instead
Cock Pie by Twisticutioner May 21, 2021
'Cock Pie' is a traditional recipe consumed by all the 'Twats' out there.
In many ways similar to 'humble pie' but a decidedly contemporary version of this classic.
Coming along with gravy and onions the dish can also be accompanied by 'Balls' but this is optional.
"Oooh by 'eck I reet fancy a 'Cock Pie' fer lunch today.. it really hits the spot, every time."
Cock Pie by Harm February 17, 2005

Cock Piece 

n. An elaborate man thong with homosexually erotic content enscribed on the front.

n., adj. (1)A person in a high up position that most definately got there via fanciful bull-shitting. Common actions of a cock piece involve testing your intelligence with meaningless criteria that no one but the cock piece understands.
(2) In general a Dumbass.
JR: Jessie so bought me a cockpiece!
Tom: Dude what does it say on front?
JR: Boy Toy! (frowns)
Tom: hahahahah homo!

JR: My professor is a total Cock Piece.
Cock Piece by Jarrett R. May 18, 2006

Cock Piecing It

To do sumthin in a really spastic way....
To make somethng simple into a huge ass deal for no reason.
Watch this guy switch lanes next time .....He Cock Pieces It.
Cock Piecing It by DUbman June 29, 2004

Cock Piece 

n. An elaborate man thong with homosexually erotic content enscribed on the front.

n., adj. (1)A person in a high up position that most definately got there via fanciful bull-shitting. Common actions of a cock piece involve testing your intelligence with meaningless criteria that no one but the cock piece understands.
(2) In general a Dumbass.
JR: Jessie so bought me a cockpiece!
Tom: Dude what does it say on front?
JR: Boy Toy! (frowns)
Tom: hahahahah homo!

JR: My professor is a total Cock Piece.
Cock Piece by Jarrett R. August 29, 2008

Cock Piece 

The practice of posting pictures of one piece characters with their dicks out and is notably paired with Dark Fantasy by Kanye. It won't matter with gender as they will have a dick edited in anyways. Notable works of art in this magnificent practice are the whitebeard, law, ace and luffy, and the crying chopper. It can also be used as bait and switch.
Yo you guys have a good nsfw subreddit for One Piece hentai?
yeah, r/Cock Piece
Alright, gonna check out that one.
(guy 1 never returned after that, the last thing he heard was "THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!! can we get much higher? so high")
Cock Piece by imp fuck2 October 2, 2022