kewlmonk

def,

1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"

ex,

1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!

kewlmonk by Myke February 15, 2005

kewlmonk

A badass member of EF with many a followers.

Also:

:kewlmonk:

Myke sux.

:kewlmonk: :cool:

kewlmonk by :cannon: April 6, 2005

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kewlmonk

greatest sept 04 entensity forums member

Kewlmonk is way hotter than Myke, damn hes hot!

kewlmonk by kewlmonk February 13, 2005

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kewlmonk

Worst. Member. Ever.

eclipse, Antone, brywonder, 8

kewlmonk by Opie February 14, 2005

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kewlmonk

worst '04 member of entensity ever

damn nigga, that '04 be SUCKIN

kewlmonk by idestroy February 14, 2005

kewlmonk

a worthless piece of shit that enjoys jerking off whilst eating the remains of family members

dude, that guy is sucha kewlmonk

kewlmonk by spewgazi February 15, 2005

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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