A grocery store for adult men, where you can buy items to shave your pubic area.
A pubic supermarket
A pubic supermarket
Person 1: Do you want to go shopping?
Person 2: I'm going to the adult grocery store.
Person 1: Adult Grocery Store? I thought it was Publix.
Person 2: No. Pubix.
Person 2: I'm going to the adult grocery store.
Person 1: Adult Grocery Store? I thought it was Publix.
Person 2: No. Pubix.
by gregben March 25, 2017
n.- The end result of shaving one's pubic hairs and gluing them to one's chin. The resulting goatee or beard of pubic hair is the pubix.
Todd's pubix was the envy of all his friends, as he could afford the best glue with which to attach his pubes to his chin.
by Dealie August 7, 2006
Really dodgy half-price cereal you buy because you want to save money which you pour into a bowl, only to find that it is littered with assorted pubic hairs.
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
The distressingly painful consequences of playing with a rubix cube at waist height whilst naked. It is said that the pubic hair region becomes inextricably entangled in the cube structure, leaving the unhappy pubix cuber to cut himself or herself free or to take up the new challenge of solving the pubix cube and thereby extricating themself from pubic dismemberment!
N.B. this is a very close relative of the similar-sounding Cubix Pube:
Cubix Pube - what you find in a Rubix Cube after the person who played with it before you suffered from a Pubix Cube.
N.B. this is a very close relative of the similar-sounding Cubix Pube:
Cubix Pube - what you find in a Rubix Cube after the person who played with it before you suffered from a Pubix Cube.
Bertrand: "I say, Henrietta, why are you bent double over a pair of scissors?"
Henrietta: "Why, Bertie, my darling, I've managed to give myself another fucking pubix cube"
Bertrand: "Oh Vadge!!!"
Henrietta: "Yes, the pain is unbearably pubiquitous"
Q: How long does it take to solve a pubix cube?
A: Fucking ages, mate.
Henrietta: "Why, Bertie, my darling, I've managed to give myself another fucking pubix cube"
Bertrand: "Oh Vadge!!!"
Henrietta: "Yes, the pain is unbearably pubiquitous"
Q: How long does it take to solve a pubix cube?
A: Fucking ages, mate.
by Dave, My Slave August 22, 2008
think of a rubix cube but made out of pubes.
Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!
Dude check out my pubix cube!
Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!
Dude check out my pubix cube!
by Crunchyness April 16, 2007