34 

Slang for anal sex, similar to 69 or 89.

The 3 represents a butt while the 4 represents the top vie of a man holding his penis towards the butt-hole.

I'm gonna let my boyfriend 34 me this thursday.

34 by someonelse May 13, 2005

34 

Anal sex, simalar to 69.

I wanna 34 that girl!

34 by Ben February 9, 2005

34 

its ew.
Its the NEW ew.

<person one: I sneezed and now theres snot all over my screen!>
<person two: 34444444444!!>
<person three: 34??????>
<person1+2: it means ew, stupid n00b!>

34 by SAMMM! October 20, 2008

34 

Slang for Marijuana, or being stoned.

I just got some sweet 34; wanna 34 tonight?; I'm so 34'd (stoned)

34 by SnowMango May 24, 2006

34 

The shorthand for Rule 34

A: Have you seen a 34 of (insert topic) yet?
B: I have not.
A. Oh boy...you're in for a treat ;)

34 by MrWhatsHisFace April 14, 2020

34 

Is that supposed to happen?
Another rhetorical question.

Do you want to know the answer?
Is that supposed to happen? Is that love between us meant to happen? You already had the answer long time before we’ve met, you just didn’t see it. Look at your phone number. Numbers.. numbers don't lie. Do you see now?

34,you see now

34 by Cuklu January 15, 2022

34 

A middle aged man who is still a nerd, plays a lot of videogames, and is the opposite of contributing adult.

Person 1: This person is a 34
Person 2: Yes, he probably watches star wars all day and yells at his computer instead of actually contributing to society.

34 by sackn February 5, 2022