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A greeting commonly used by NEDs and Bam's in and around the Glasgow area.
Haw man! How's it gon'? Thoat ye wur bringin the bucky ya daft cunt!

(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!
haw man by Kris February 8, 2005
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Used to express a range of emotions including surprise, anger, disappointment, or joy, or when reacting to something that has or will soon occur. Used in reference to a 'man' while not necessarily being gender specific to a man. Often used by AManLikeJoesph
I’m so stressed “Hawman”
Hawman by TheyhateMK_ June 5, 2018
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Hawman |hô'man| Exclamation

Used to express a range of emotions including surprise, anger, disappointment, or joy, or when reacting to something that has or will soon occur. Used in reference to a 'man' while not necessarily being gender specific to a man.

ORIGIN natural exclamation: first recorded in Australian English in the early 20th cent. Combination of the 'oh' exclamation of mid 16th cent. and Old English 'man(n)' of Germanic origin; related to Dutch man, German Mann, and Sanskrit manu ‘mankind.’
"Hawman...... I'm that loose!" "hawman not again..."

"Hawman..FFFFFF..... just make me a sandwich already"
Hawman by Gattisfaction August 16, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026