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a schlit is the crack that a fat woman has on both her ass and in front of her waist.
Look at the schlit on that sea donkey, it goes from bellybutton to asshole!
schlit by Denzilla February 7, 2005
Schlit is gonig down on a girl and finding shit/faeces in her clit
"Have you showered, I better not find any schlit on your clit. Didn't taste good last time"
Schlit by Drok1 October 16, 2021
a derogatory saying for a lesbian with glasses and short, light brown hair.
Meg is such a schlit
schlit by m.hoeh November 21, 2023

holy schlit 

having an abnormally huge penis, so big that you could effectively satisfy a prostitue that has 10 years of experience
Guy1: Did you find a good hooker?

Guy2: Yep, she was terrified when she saw my holy schlit
holy schlit by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Schlatt Coin 

A form of cryptocurrency sold by Jebadiah Schlatt - The value of a Schlatt coin only goes up over time.
Hey, want to buy a schlatt coin? It's only 20 diamonds!
Schlatt Coin by Enderfied July 1, 2019

schlatt walk 

(verb) to walk in minecraft rather than sprint as to not lose any hunger, coined by jschlatt of SMPlive fame, although he doesn't do it on purpose. he just doesn't know how to sprint. jschlatt this is a call out you just press shift it's not that hard
"when u see schlatt walkin" -someone, at some point
schlatt walk by coner eat pant July 17, 2019