shitfuse 

1. (n.) The capacity of a person to handle or absorb aggravation, i.e. "shit." The implication is that when the "shitfuse" runs out, that will be when the proverbial shit hits the fan.

2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.

I'm going to go shitfuse myself to the couch and watch anime until Mom comes home and starts that whole "now that you're 37 I really think you should start looking for a job" bullshit again. Man, that's really starting to burn down my shitfuse.

shitfuse by Jett February 7, 2005

Shitfume 

The olfactory remains after one has been through the process of defecation that others sense.

Her shitfumes caused the elderly woman in the bathroom to die.

Shitfume by Mary Horowicz February 8, 2010

Shitfuel 

Noun. A creepy meme (e.g. Jeff the Killer) that has been edited with a flashing effect and a loud noise similar to static. It is known as shitfuel because its sudden loud noise and flashing picture may cause an unsuspecting viewer to defecate in his or her pants, also known as "fueling shit," hence it is called shitfuel.

*link emailed to friend*
*friend goes to link, shits in pants because of flashing picture and loud, unexpected noise*
*person afterward* "That was some scary shitfuel."

Shitfuel by AlaskaDerp17 July 24, 2013

Shitfuel 

When something is very scatty.

Blake let the escort shit on him. Shitfuel he screamed as he climaxed

Shitfuel by Francisco Lachowski February 22, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004