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brofound
An adjective stemming from the portmanbro of "bro" and "profound".
Something that is brofound is something that seems profound to the simple-minded bro; something that is semi-obvious to most people. Brofound statements can also include phrases that aren't completely true, at least in application.
A saying that is brofound is a broverb (portmanbro of "bro" and "proverb").
Broverbs are often found in light lettering atop photos with very obvious filters over them.
Something that is brofound is something that seems profound to the simple-minded bro; something that is semi-obvious to most people. Brofound statements can also include phrases that aren't completely true, at least in application.
A saying that is brofound is a broverb (portmanbro of "bro" and "proverb").
Broverbs are often found in light lettering atop photos with very obvious filters over them.
Examples of brofound phrases (broverbs):
- YOLO (You Only Live Once)
- You only hate me because you're jealous (of my swag)
- All you need is love, and everything will be alright.
- YOLO (You Only Live Once)
- You only hate me because you're jealous (of my swag)
- All you need is love, and everything will be alright.
bro hound
A friend, as close to you as your brother, but NOT your brother. He's your "bro-hound" German itteration: Bro-hundt
Brobound
When 1 Bro (or in some cases multiple Bros) embark upon a mission, or a journey--perhaps even a walkabout--wherein at the end of this outing there will be a second Bro (#2). Bro #2 may or may not have knowledge of Bro #1's quest; it is irrelevant. Also: does not necessarily have to be an epic odyssey; a pilgrimage of sorts. It can merely be a ten minute car ride for Bro #1 to your local Dunkin Donuts--where said Bro #2 works. Or, a bike ride across the street from Bro #1's house where said Bro #2 is in his garage with a blunt and a lighter; in waiting. Bro #2 does not have to be the sole purpose of Bro #1's travels--but, if there is a Bro #2 involved in the final stage of events--then that Bro #1 is indeed BROBOUND.
~also see Hobound~
~also see Hobound~
Little Timmy was indeed brobound; traversing the glacial fields, skipping over narwhals walruses and other Arctic life, he would do whatever necessary to get back to the S.S. Sea-ship and Captain Jimmy.
Brobound, Louis accelerated the Jeep to 90mph. For there was a massive rage/rave to be held in a newly constructed house, yet to be taken of the market. Louis new the best of ragers were held in the best of unsold properties, and this was indeed a "location location location". Louis also knew that his chums Chad and Bistro were hosting this jamboree--fueling his tenacious embers a non-quantifiable amount more.
J: "Dude, where is Peter?"
k: "i don't know man..i think he went with Julio to that party at Umass."
J: "dammit man, why didn't we go? i know all of our other Bros are there too."
k: "shit bro. you're right. i done fucked this up. we both could have been brobound, just as Peter and Julio are."
Brobound, Louis accelerated the Jeep to 90mph. For there was a massive rage/rave to be held in a newly constructed house, yet to be taken of the market. Louis new the best of ragers were held in the best of unsold properties, and this was indeed a "location location location". Louis also knew that his chums Chad and Bistro were hosting this jamboree--fueling his tenacious embers a non-quantifiable amount more.
J: "Dude, where is Peter?"
k: "i don't know man..i think he went with Julio to that party at Umass."
J: "dammit man, why didn't we go? i know all of our other Bros are there too."
k: "shit bro. you're right. i done fucked this up. we both could have been brobound, just as Peter and Julio are."
Brobound by Jxmes1hunnit April 20, 2018