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JeeBooVeeJuss

The sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and walk into an object that impales their tender parts.
Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"
JeeBooVeeJuss by RonMac December 4, 2018
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Jewbrows 

Eyebrows that are strikingly Jewish, to the point of attracting comments on their semitic nature from complete strangers in coffee shops.
"James has got classic jewbrows!"
Jewbrows by Hot Tom February 9, 2010
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Jebrovah 

And Jebrovah rained beer and girls upon his loyal bros.
Jebrovah by NilBilly April 8, 2010
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"OMNOMNOM"

"Where'd you get that food Karrie?"

"I was Jerebro'd"
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