Newbill 

noun Usually of the Christopher variety. Has odd obsession with gay and homo. Often hints, but will never admit that he is indeed a mud tongue. Commonly found around the workplace.

Examples of Newbill:

"I’m pretty sure in real life, not on television; I can spot a Tele-tubbie making a b-line for my A-hole."

"…remembers why we cover our asshole while at parade rest…clinches tight and looks over shoulder for Hawk…"

"For that…+1000 Homosexual points to you. That puts you up there with Big Gay Al"

"Make him a druid…and a tauren…just because we need a cow to milk"

"I’m going to bust all of your nuts if you guys don’t STFU and stop being dumb. (at least make it funny if you’re going be an idiot)"

Newbill by Fallen January 27, 2005

Newbily

Same as Newbie

I'm a Newbily at Twitter...

Newbily by The Bundu Kid October 18, 2009

netbilly

"Netbilly" is a word formed from "internet" and "hillbilly".

A netbilly is easily recognizable by certain features that they present on the internet.

A netbilly's dwelling usually consists of chatrooms, blogs, and comment forums. A netbilly comes in many shapes and sizes.

A netbillly tends to make comments that never relate to the topic in question. They are very passionate about government, immigrants, people of different ethnic backgrounds, the current president, liberals, homosexuals, christianity, and bad grammar.

An example would be:

Topic in question: "waterfalls are beautiful"

netbilly response: "Dam Obama, Dam hhomosexuals, if it werent for these imigrents"

A netbilly can basically be found anywhere on the internet.

The other day I was reading about the joys of raising a family and then this netbilly pops out of nowhere at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday with his comment about Jesus and Obamacare.

Oh my god, I put up a post about my dying cat and some netbilly starts ranting about Obamacare and something else about liberals, the grammar was so bad and now I am really upset.

netbilly by totallyyo July 27, 2010

newville 

A town where cows outnumber the people 3 to 1. A place where it is normal to date 3rd cousins. One might also be inclined while visiting to go to a tractor pull or participate in activities such as cow tipping and possum beating.

"Where are you from?"
"Newville, where all my neighbors are cows."

newville by Rabbitgrass March 3, 2014

Newballing it 

Named for the man that employs this strategy the most, this is a method of salesmanship that involves burning through sales prospect after sales prospect without much respect for the sales process. This method does not require spending much time with the customer, so it's very efficient.

Disclaimer: This method is not very effective, and does not have a high closing percentage.

Gosh, Frank, you're really burning through the ups today!

I know, right?! But at least I got this guy on a test drive! It's not like I'm Newballing it!

That's true, hahahaha!

Newballing it by Meatbag79 September 13, 2016

newballed 

when a male gets blueballed not because his ladyfriend is in his head or playing hard to get, put purely due to lack of experience, i.e. she has no idea what the fuck she's doing down there.

Bro #1: Bro, how was your night last night? I saw you making out with that chick...

Bro #2: Bro. I got newballed. She tried, but she was just clueless, so I told her to stop. I think she's a virgin or some shit.

Bro #1: What a newb. I'm so sorry, bro.

Bro #2, sadly: Yeah.

newballed by newballer August 25, 2011

newbielet 

n(formal)
A neutral form of the word newbie , the opposite of noob.

Hello, newbielets, want some help?

newbielet by Adijen February 20, 2005