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netdicks and chill 

A gay orgy while netflix is playing in the background.
The guys are coming over for netdicks and chill!
A scab on one's ball sack resulting from
a razor cut while shaving
She says to him "what is this" he states "c'mon baby, it's just a nutnick"
Most likely isn't true, but it sells
Nutnick by tinkerslink December 9, 2008

netpicking

"Netpicking" is a type of obfuscation and/or nitpicking that generally derives from overfocus on tangential or irrelevant aspects of something as posted on the internet.

"Netpicking" is extremely common in internet message board style exchanges where words and images can be misinterpreted (intentionally or unintentionally), and dissected for technical or semantic inaccuracies, flaws, loopholes, or exploitable phraseologies.

While the "netpick" may be well-intentioned and innocent at times, it's more often used as a defense mechanism in flame wars and debates. The purpose is to ignore the greater, more obvious point, and instead redirect the discussion to something that probably shouldn't even be up for debate.

Other forms of the "netpick" manifest as pointles and often cruel hypercriticism based on "online-only" standards of excellence, beauty, competence, etc. held by the netpicker, who is most likely nowhere near a position to be judging anyone else by said standards.

"Fail" vs "Win" mentality is often a symptom of "netpickers", who rely on the buffer of anonymous internet identities to protect them from the constant hyper-scrutiny they heap upon others, merely for the purpose of entertainment through pointlessly negative commentary.
"Fritz totally ignored my point about abortion's effect on society, and started going off about the definition of 'society'! He was clearly just netpicking."

"I don't care if she has sharp knees. She's hot, and YOUR last date had to be crated at the end of the night. Stop netpicking."
netpicking by lordjupiter February 9, 2010

Russian Nutnick 

A Russian Nutnick occurs when you hurry through manscaping your nutsack.
I was rushing through trimming my ball pubes when I gave myself the Russian Nutnick.
Russian Nutnick by Minksie February 17, 2010

netdicks and chill 

A gay orgy while netflix is playing in the background!
Yo, we gonna have netdicks and chill night?
The most turnt up way to say you have a horse cock of a shlong
Yo I have a NotNickGG on god.
NotNickGG by THE GOD DADDY January 12, 2021