Netnews 

Something one read on the Internet

Ah, I don't remember where I saw it - some kind of netnews.

Netnews by KBNMS June 16, 2017

uk.net.news.config 

a bunch of mindless idiots who will be the first against the wall when the revolutions comes

uk.net.news.config
a bunch of mindless idiots who were the first against the wall when the revolutions came

uk.net.news.config by Anonymous July 11, 2003

uk.net.news.config 

Please also see fuckwitts.

Will try and win a conversation by boring the fuck out of anyone that happens to question ANYTHING.

Will not listen to anything outside of there own little mindset.

look if you want to repeat the same stuff over and over again just go and post in uk.net.news.config

uk.net.news.config by Peter July 11, 2003

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To waffle on for hours on end, also to blow smoke out of your own butt for the good of the usenet community (NOT)

Also to mean boring doofus who needs to get a job

I bet you participate in uk.net.news.config

uk.net.news.config by Peter July 9, 2003

netnesia 

You got on the internet for something, but somewhere between Youtube and lolcats, your original purpose was lost. Hours later, you emerge from the Web; not only have you forgotten why you got on in the first place, you've forgotten everything else you did today. Did you eat? Did you call your mother? You can't remember, can you? Oh god, you think as you spiral into a swamp of regret and depression-- but wait. Is that nyancat? -click-

The cycle repeats. That, my friend, is netnesia.

5:27PM - Pizza, fuck yeah. Where can I get pizza? The interwebs know.

5:30PM - Oh, look, insert blog, channel, etc. was updated!

5:52PM - -gigglesnort- -follow video link to Youtube-

6:43PM - Can the human body survive that? How did she get her legs like... I'm forwarding this.

Eventually... - What... What happened? Where are my pants? Oh God, netnesia attack!

netnesia by ThatsTooBad November 13, 2011