2 definitions by zunit469
When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...
Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.
3 hours later....
..merp alert
"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"
-yea...... merp.
3 hours later....
..merp alert
"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"
-yea...... merp.
by zunit469 February 21, 2015
An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.
by zunit469 August 1, 2014