zoeyainthowuspellit's definitions

rub tub

The collection of mental images a woman uses of attractive men (or women, depending on the woman in question's sexual orientation) for masturbatory purposes.

Plainly speaking, it's the female equivalent of a spank bank.

Damn that guy is hot, he is soooooo going in my rub tub.

by zoeyainthowuspellit December 28, 2007

Popo-phobic

1. When someone is afraid of the police.
2. When something is police-fearing in nature.

Brotha Fred sure is a popo-phobe!

That movie about people in the hood sure was popo-phobic.

by zoeyainthowuspellit April 20, 2007

Jonas Hoes

Obsessive fans of the Jonas Brothers, a popular music group backed by Disney. Jonas hoes often, though not always, want to sleep with and corrupt the Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. the Jonas Bros).

Often are very amusing to watch.

#1: Oh my God! Stephanie is such a slut! She is trying to sleep with Nick Jonas! What a Jonas Hoe.

#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!

by zoeyainthowuspellit October 14, 2008

Homo-friendly

When something is aimed at homosexuals, or is homosexual in nature.

Damm, that bitch sure wasn't homo-friendly towards that gay couple.

by zoeyainthowuspellit July 20, 2008

sesame streetwalkers

preteen 8-13 year old girls who wear slutty outfits together and hang out in cliques, hoping to draw the attention of boys. sometimes works.

Nora: Hey did you see those sesame streetwalkers?

Greg: Yeah, the blonde one is super hot!

Nora: Um, she's 11.

Greg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by zoeyainthowuspellit September 11, 2007

showerboy

Similar to a showergirl. Basically, it's a male recipient of the famed and disgusting golden shower.

Bitch, youhs my showerboy!

by zoeyainthowuspellit January 8, 2008

HSW

Acronym for High School Whore. Basically, it's girls that wear slutty clothes and cheap-looking makeup, who are the slightly older versions of sesame streetwalkers.

Girl #1: Did you see that slut in fifth period?

Girl #2: Yeah. Ewwww. I heard she gave a bj last night at a party.

Girl #1: What a fucking HSW.

Girl #2: Deff.

by zoeyainthowuspellit September 24, 2007