Definitions by zoeyainthowuspellit
warped whore
A girl who constantly announces her desire to go to the Warped Tour. If said girl has already gone to Warped, she will post 3,000+ pictures of herself and various bands on her Facebook and/or MySpace.
A warped whore is generally 15 and under, and usually about 5'2" with a big mouth and "punk rawk" clothes from Hot Topic.
A warped whore is generally 15 and under, and usually about 5'2" with a big mouth and "punk rawk" clothes from Hot Topic.
warped whore by zoeyainthowuspellit July 18, 2009
sesame streetwalkers
little 8-13 year old girls who wear slutty outfits together and hang out in cliques, hoping to draw the attention of boys. sometimes works.
Nora: Hey did you see those sesame streetwalkers?
Greg: Yeah, the blonde one is super hot!
Nora: Um, she's 11.
Greg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greg: Yeah, the blonde one is super hot!
Nora: Um, she's 11.
Greg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sesame streetwalkers by zoeyainthowuspellit January 2, 2009
Jonas Hoes
Obsessive fans of the Jonas Brothers, a popular music group backed by Disney. Jonas hoes often, though not always, want to sleep with and corrupt the Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. the Jonas Bros).
Often are very amusing to watch.
Often are very amusing to watch.
#1: Oh my God! Stephanie is such a slut! She is trying to sleep with Nick Jonas! What a Jonas Hoe.
#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!
#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!
Jonas Hoes by zoeyainthowuspellit October 14, 2008
Homo-friendly
Homo-friendly by zoeyainthowuspellit July 20, 2008
showerboy
Similar to a showergirl. Basically, it's a male recipient of the famed and disgusting golden shower.
Bitch, youhs my showerboy!
showerboy by zoeyainthowuspellit January 8, 2008
rub tub
The collection of mental images a woman uses of attractive men (or women, depending on the woman in question's sexual orientation) for masturbatory purposes.
Plainly speaking, it's the female equivalent of a spank bank.
Plainly speaking, it's the female equivalent of a spank bank.
rub tub by zoeyainthowuspellit December 28, 2007
rub tub
The collection of mental images a woman uses of attractive men (or women, depending on the woman in question's sexual orientation) for masturbatory purposes.
Plainly speaking, it's the female equivalent of a spank bank.
Plainly speaking, it's the female equivalent of a spank bank.
rub tub by zoeyainthowuspellit December 5, 2007