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3 definitions by zerocool6687

 
1.
A person that has such bizarre sentimental attachment to a space rock, that is closer in relationship to a comet than it is the 8 true planets in our solar system, that they will fight tooth in nail with anyone who states that the reclassification was justified. They do so with fairly irrational arguments and by neglecting the facts involved.
Everytime someone posts a picture of the current solar system, these damn poor plutoers come out in tears and protest over a fucking space rock that has no impact in their lives what-so-ever. It ruins any conversation you try to have on a page.
by zerocool6687 January 11, 2013
 
2.
Noun - Someone who stalks your facebook page and responds to your posts all most the very second you post them constantly and consistently.

Verb - the action of libaning someones facebook page.
EX1: Everytime you post something that damn liban (noun) jumps on it like he has been sitting at his computer with a vice grip around his dick just waiting for you to post.

EX2: I feel very uncomfortable that guy libans my page the moment I add something... I feel like I am being watched.
by zerocool6687 December 30, 2012
 
3.
Its a play on, and a less derogatory delivery, of the word cunt.
My selfish ass ex GF was a complete fucking C-Unit... what a waste of a year.
by zerocool6687 January 21, 2013