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2 definitions by zepinktroll

 
1.
individual who prides them self off of being able to do a seemingly unimportant task ridiculously well. this otherwise meaningless skill is showcased by the individual on almost a daily basis and can range from being able to spell a word correctly, pronounce a word correctly, or have some knowledge of the root of a word. obviously this person conducts them self in a somewhat grandiose manner and secretly looks down upon the people they are "innocently" correcting to elate their own ego.
john: why dont you eat normal snacks?
amanda: i always eat almonds. thats normal.
john: its ALL-mond with a long A, NOT AL-mond.
amanda: ya thats what i said, almond, and later im going to go make myself a sangwich.
john: a what? a sanGwich?
amanda: yes you pretentuoso a sangwich
by zepinktroll September 07, 2010
 
2.
The physical form of the person of your dreams, the one you spend your day thinking of or the one you fantasize about. Always favorable to the dream version and often mistaken for the dream one if you are awoken mid-dream.
amanda: last night when i was trying to wake you up, you poked my head to see if i was really there and then called me the real one.

john: oh i must have been dreaming about you
by zepinktroll September 08, 2010