A KFC day is a set day of the week where you and 2/3 other mates go and stuff yourself with a family bucket for 5 people, you "3 man" the bucket and feel sick afterwards, to make it a ture KFC day you must order: One Boneless bucket with 8 pieces of chicken 4 chips and a drink and two tubes of gravy
"Oh dude its friday"
"fucking dam right its KFC day blues borther"
"lets go get some soul food"
Karl-ness is Karls own uniqe smell or scent not only resitricted to people with the name Karl. To describe your own scent you simply add ness to the end of your name eg. chris-ness, zak-ness. Everyone has a "ness" some good some bad and some peoples ness smells like shit!
A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"
Having Guts is arriving late home after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife/girl friend with a broom, and having the guts to say "Are you still cleaning or are you flying off somewhere?"
"Where the hell have you been ive been waiting all night for you"
"eh boy your in big trouble"
*Swings broom again*
MALE REPLYS "Are you still cleaning dear or are you flying off somewhere?"
"OH YOUVE GOT SOME GUTS COMMING BACK HERE!"