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2 definitions by zachera

 
1.
fmi
Fuck my Internet.
My Internet is going slow. Damnit. FMI.
by zachera April 15, 2009
 
2.
SSTTITD stands for Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, which is a book written by Alvin Schwartz. They're stories you pick up and tell to your friends to scare the crap out of them for the lulz.
Jon: Wanna hear an SSTTITD story?
Joan: SSTTITD?
Jon: Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark...
Joan: NO!! THOSE ARE SCARY!!
by zachera September 04, 2009