A bunch of lying, back-stabbing, double-crossing, faggot-ass theives. Exhibit a nasty holier-than-thou attitude. They have their eyes on you, their ears on your phone line, and their head up everyone's ass.
Be a thief, the government hates competition.
Area 51 does exist, and they've got some weird-ass shit in there. If you try to fly over it, F/A-18's run you off.