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Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nаme November 15, 2021

Kyle Rittenhouse

A man who is famous across the United States for not murdering anyone.

Kyle Rittenhouse acquitted of all charges in Kenosha shootings

by your real nаme November 19, 2021

Orthodox Halloween

November 7th. The day Orthodox Christians celebrate Halloween.

Child: "Φάρσα ή κέρασμα!"
Person at door: "Wait a minute. I thought Halloween was last week."
Child: "Your Halloween was, yes, but today is Orthodox Halloween. Now give me some candy."

by your real nаme April 17, 2022

The Seethe of Eratosthenes

The act of getting angry at mathematics related to prime numbers.

Person 1: "John was getting very frustrated the other day because he couldn't find an efficiently computable formula for primes."
Person 2: "Ah, that's the Seethe of Eratosthenes."

by your real nаme January 29, 2022

WAP

Writings of the Apostle Paul

You know I love me some WAP.

by your real nаme April 13, 2022