51 definitions by young reezie
A serious ailment that affect many weak men. It is an unhealthy dependency to a woman and the inability to hit a bitch. It can seriously disrupt your health, your social life and even your money.
by young reezie January 24, 2008
What most white Caucasian people smell like. Comes from the brand of laundry detergent they all use, Tide.
KA: yo this cracka smell like tide
White man: leave me alone negros
FR: hey pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
White man: leave me alone negros
FR: hey pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
by young reezie January 24, 2008
Skunks are mammals best known for their ability to secrete a liquid with a strong, foul-smelling odor. General appearance ranges from species to species, from black-and-white to brown or cream colored.
Skunks are omnivorous, eating both plant and animal material and changing their diet as the seasons change. They are crepuscular and are solitary animals when not breeding.
The most notorious feature of skunks is their anal scent glands, which they can use as a defensive weapon. Skunks have two glands, one on either side of the anus. These glands produce a mixture of sulfur-containing chemicals, which have a highly offensive smell that has been described as a combination of the odors of rotten eggs, garlic and burnt rubber. Muscles located next to the scent glands allow them to spray with a high degree of accuracy, as far as 2 to 5 meters (7 to 15 ft).
Skunks are omnivorous, eating both plant and animal material and changing their diet as the seasons change. They are crepuscular and are solitary animals when not breeding.
The most notorious feature of skunks is their anal scent glands, which they can use as a defensive weapon. Skunks have two glands, one on either side of the anus. These glands produce a mixture of sulfur-containing chemicals, which have a highly offensive smell that has been described as a combination of the odors of rotten eggs, garlic and burnt rubber. Muscles located next to the scent glands allow them to spray with a high degree of accuracy, as far as 2 to 5 meters (7 to 15 ft).
Vet: a skunk is an animal.
The weedheads who all submitted definitions for the word skunk on Urban Dictionary: wtf u talking about, i never heard of no animal called a skunk, i want some chron son...
Vet: you need to get a job
The weedheads who all submitted definitions for the word skunk on Urban Dictionary: wtf u talking about, i never heard of no animal called a skunk, i want some chron son...
Vet: you need to get a job
by young reezie December 11, 2009
A: man urban dictionary ! is full of shit
B: yeah thats wat u get when u let a whole bunch of 16 year-olds put what they want on the net
B: yeah thats wat u get when u let a whole bunch of 16 year-olds put what they want on the net
by young reezie January 25, 2008
German for "we hail". Often used as a greeting accompanied by a quick flick of the wrist into a straight 45 degree angle with the floor and a click of the back heels.
by young reezie January 24, 2008
1.) A martial arts move done by Bruce Lee which involves only moving his fist for one inch near a victims body but with such force that the victim immediately suffers massive internal injuries and begin to hemorrhage out his intestines. Will shatter ribcage with such force that small pieces of bone fly out your ass.
2.) Description of a girl who is performing fellatio and is inexperienced at it and is unable to put more than one inch of a man's penis in her mouth due to her untamed gag reflex. Hence she is only able to give fellatio to the head of the penis, typically one inch in length.
2.) Description of a girl who is performing fellatio and is inexperienced at it and is unable to put more than one inch of a man's penis in her mouth due to her untamed gag reflex. Hence she is only able to give fellatio to the head of the penis, typically one inch in length.
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*victim explodes*
Bruce lee: one inch blow...
girl: i'm sorry :( i'm a virgin
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*girl explodes*
*victim explodes*
Bruce lee: one inch blow...
girl: i'm sorry :( i'm a virgin
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*girl explodes*
by young reezie January 24, 2008
A medically common visual emetic, used to empty the gastrointestinal tract of various foodstuffs. May cause several hours of nausea afterward as a side effect.
Doc: hmmm, the syrup of ipecac failed to work, im going to prescribe a far stronger emetic, please watch 2 girls 1 cup
by young reezie December 11, 2009