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A town in Ontario, Canada.
Contrary to popular belief, no one says 'chate'. Stores like Aero, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister are not 'cool', but for elementary schoolers. Since everyone has a rich daddy you should be wearing designer. You need at least one pair of Nikes or you ain't shit. You play hockey or basketball or you ain't shit.

Even though Oakville is a good half hour outside of Toronto, every white boy's Instagram bio will have a reference to 'the 6ix', Drake, or the Weeknd. Girls pretend to listen to rap and white boys brag about sex they don't have. Weed is the super popular and not even a surprise for someone under 16 to smoke it.

There are several high schools in Oakville, and it's very important which one you go to.
Holy Trinity-everyone smokes weed, everyone's violent, pretty wild party school.
St. Thomas Aquinas-everyone's smart as hell and open about it, lots of sluts, but not a big party school
Iroquois Ridge-literally the type of average high school you see on TV. Lots of annoying people but mostly normal kids
White Oaks-who goes to White Oaks?
Oakville Trafalger- WILD.

If you ever visit, stay away from Kerr Street.
"Man, Oakville sure got me feeling some type of way."
by yolk man May 24, 2015
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