7 definitions by yo-yo-ma-ma
Creepiness, but with attitude
by yo-yo-ma-ma August 18, 2010
Someone who is extremely smart but who acts like a ditz. he or she may also be described as "smitzy".
See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts like a ditz. She's really a smitz.
My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. He's such a smitz.
My nickname is Smitzy, because people know I'm a smitz.
My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. He's such a smitz.
My nickname is Smitzy, because people know I'm a smitz.
by yo-yo-ma-ma December 29, 2011
The explosive and electrifying release of tension when lightning strikes the atmosphere and the supercharged, superheated air is reduced to quivering plasma.
Lightning is just nature's way of having an orplasm.
Hey, bro, were you caught in that electrical storm last night?
Yeah, bro, and it was probably the best orplasm of my life!
Hey, bro, were you caught in that electrical storm last night?
Yeah, bro, and it was probably the best orplasm of my life!
by yo-yo-ma-ma October 12, 2010
The embarrassing thing you've just committed by asking a woman her due date ... and it turns out she's not pregnant, just walking around with a fat upper ... pubic ... area.
"I'm so embarrassed: I just asked that lady with the FUPA when she's expecting ... and, damn, she ain't even pregnant." ... "Dude! Never ask a woman if she's expecting! You committed a fu pas!"
by yo-yo-ma-ma August 27, 2022
A word to describe someone who is extremely smart but who occasionally or frequently acts ditzy. Also used to describe the behavior of such person.
See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts totally ditzy. That girl is really smitzy.
My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. God, is he smitzy.
I went to a job interview and totally nailed it: passed every test and gave all the right answers. Everything was perfect ... until it was time to leave. Without thinking, instead of shaking my interviewer's hand, I gave him a kiss him on the cheek! That was one hell of a smitzy moment.
My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. God, is he smitzy.
I went to a job interview and totally nailed it: passed every test and gave all the right answers. Everything was perfect ... until it was time to leave. Without thinking, instead of shaking my interviewer's hand, I gave him a kiss him on the cheek! That was one hell of a smitzy moment.
by yo-yo-ma-ma December 28, 2011
by yo-yo-ma-ma March 7, 2011
The English word sinister comes from the Latin word "sinistre", meaning "left". So, since she's sexy and left-handed, she's a sinister sister.
by yo-yo-ma-ma March 7, 2011