4 definitions by yes my name is harrison
the RATIONAL fear of being slowly consumed by a mysterious man named Alan while the sound of him crunching on your bones makes for interesting ASMR
guy 1, drenched in cold sweat: i had a nightmare!
guy 2: your Alanophobia acting up again?
guy 1: W H E N I S I T N O T
guy 2: your Alanophobia acting up again?
guy 1: W H E N I S I T N O T
by yes my name is harrison October 9, 2020
When you hit a hard life changing insult but he says "No U" under his breath so you have to move country but your ID is denied and the FBI close in on your location and you are publicly executed with no arguements and your nemesis is even feared in the deepest depths of hell.
ur mum gay
NO U!
ooooh boi youve been frickered
oh heck no oh frick what the flip you mother hecker you!!!!!! im going to fricking heck your flipping body from its puny limbs and so help me i will flipajicking murder you if i have to- *gets hanged*
NO U!
ooooh boi youve been frickered
oh heck no oh frick what the flip you mother hecker you!!!!!! im going to fricking heck your flipping body from its puny limbs and so help me i will flipajicking murder you if i have to- *gets hanged*
by yes my name is harrison April 1, 2019
Birthplace of gum and also edgy hormonically challenged teens whoms names begin with the letter J of the english lexicon.
by yes my name is harrison April 1, 2019
Harrison is a person who will hear someone say "you're a wizard Harry" every single time they step foot out of the house, and they have to pretend it's still funny
Incel: you're a wizard h-
Harrison: please honestly shut the fuck up I fucking swear or I swear to god I'll snap
Harrison: please honestly shut the fuck up I fucking swear or I swear to god I'll snap
by yes my name is harrison July 4, 2020