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Whenever a female has a fucked up relationship with her father, or absence of a father figure during her childhood, it tends to spill into any adult relationship they embark on, usually to the chagrin of any poor male in their life.
Geez, I come home one minute late and my old lady wants me to sleep on the couch. She has some serious daddy issues.
by xzybit January 14, 2005
Get the daddy issues mug.Tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. Because technically they still are "Big Tits", girls with them still think they are hot and usually brag about them whenever they post a personal ad. Same as calorie tits.
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Get the Fuck Fight mug.Fat. Term used by just about every fat chick who ever placed a personals ad. Since the AVERAGE size for women is a size 14, fatties rejoyce in glee when they can use this instead of BBW.
by xzybit February 16, 2005
Get the average mug.Describes a girl who don't look too bad compared to the rest of the girls in the hood but wouldn't be able to compete in the mainstream world.
by xzybit June 17, 2004
Get the Ghetto Cute mug.Bowl like haircut sported by the mentally handicapped that makes their forehead look even bigger than normal. Similar to the haircut that figure skater Dorothy Hamill had back in the day.
by xzybit May 18, 2005
Get the retard haircut mug.The theory that if you take any video footage, even involving great tragedy, speed it up and play Yakiddy Sax in the background, it will be funny.
When they showed steve irwin's funeral re mixed using the Benny Hill theory, i busted a gut laughing.
by xzybit September 15, 2006
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