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average

Fat. Term used by just about every fat chick who ever placed a personals ad. Since the AVERAGE size for women is a size 14, fatties rejoyce in glee when they can use this instead of BBW.
SWF, 30 average in size looking for an eating partner.
by xzybit February 16, 2005
mugGet the averagemug.

Fuck Fight

A 2 sided rape. When both parties fight for the dominate sex position.
Jim: I want to be on top!!
Kelly: No, I want to be on top!!
Jim: FUCK FIGHT!!!
by xzybit April 25, 2008
mugGet the Fuck Fightmug.

Nahlaters

Keyshawn, lemme hold a pack of Nahlaters and I will get back at you tomorrow.
by xzybit July 12, 2004
mugGet the Nahlatersmug.

hoe hop

Type of Hip Hop/Rap music where the rapper primarily talks about all the bitches and hoes he got in his stable. Primary format of the BET uncut lineup.
Lil John, Cash Money artists, ah hell, ALL rap is pretty much hoe hop now.
by xzybit January 21, 2005
mugGet the hoe hopmug.

benny hill theory

The theory that if you take any video footage, even involving great tragedy, speed it up and play Yakiddy Sax in the background, it will be funny.
When they showed steve irwin's funeral re mixed using the Benny Hill theory, i busted a gut laughing.
by xzybit September 15, 2006
mugGet the benny hill theorymug.

soulja

A rag on head wearing, weed smoking thug or gangbanger, worthless turd who sits around all day drinking "40's" and lives off his baby mamas welfare because he has no ambition to work. Not to be confused with real "Soldiers" who actully fight and stand for something.
a "Soulja" wouldn't last 30 munutes at Camp Pendelton, Ft Bragg or any other basic training post.
by xzybit March 29, 2005
mugGet the souljamug.

hela

Alternative pronunciation of "Hello". Often used by younger kids of the Hip Hop generation who are too lazy to pronounce "Hello" right.
Hip hop goon answering phone: Hela? Naw she ain't here.
by xzybit November 21, 2007
mugGet the helamug.

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