xzybit's definitions

Fuck Fight

A 2 sided rape. When both parties fight for the dominate sex position.

Jim: I want to be on top!!
Kelly: No, I want to be on top!!
Jim: FUCK FIGHT!!!

by xzybit April 25, 2008

Jobsband

Whenever a woman commits 100 percent of her time to her job and career and doesn't make time for a significant other, she basically has a "jobsband". Common with childless females with multiple degrees on the wall, a good paying job that she works 90+ hours a week and no spouse to share her life woth.

I don't need NO man, I got a Jobsband.

by xzybit December 4, 2017

J.A.P.A.N

Just another punk (or pussy) ass nigga.

Hey look at that J.a.p.a.n over there.

by xzybit June 17, 2016

Nahlaters

Ghettotized slang for the candy Now and Laters.

Keyshawn, lemme hold a pack of Nahlaters and I will get back at you tomorrow.

by xzybit July 12, 2004

Niggertude

Attiude displayed by many underclass Black folks when things don't go their way, akin to acting Ghetto.

Shewa-wa and Nakia displayed much Niggertude when the cashier asked for ID to cash their welfare check in.

by xzybit July 13, 2004

Ghettoo

Tattoos worn by gangsta thugs, their girlfriends or anyone who represents the urban underclass. Usually shoing representation for some hood, randon oriental ramblings, cats paws on breasts, etc.

We saw a few hoods walking down the street flashing their Ghettoos.

by xzybit July 14, 2004

volumptuous

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Volumptuous vixen seeking SBM.

by xzybit July 23, 2004