66 definitions by xzybit

Money from the Department of mental health that is given to those who are mentally handicapped, or 'crazy'.
Hey tard, did you get your crazy check this month.
by xzybit April 22, 2005
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Bed sheets, towels, or anything other than REAL curtains used by niggas living in the project s to cover their windows.
Shermika had some ghetto curtains with snoopy on them hanging in the window.
by xzybit January 21, 2005
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A police car. So called because it takes young hoods where they need to go.
Look at Tyrone in the back of that ghetto taxi
by xzybit September 9, 2006
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Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.
That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.
by xzybit January 15, 2005
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Honkie, or Honky, an African American slang term for a white person, dates to at least 1946. The origin is not quite certain, but it is most likely a dialectical variation on the older term hunky or hunk. This latter terms date to 1909 and 1896 respectively and are probably from Hungarian. Unlike honky, the latter terms are usually used to denote people of Slavic or Central European ancestry and are not primarily used by African Americans.
SHeeeit, here comes dat honkie.
by xzybit September 14, 2004
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Lighting in a video game that has no apparent source for the light to come from. Its like going out on a bright day, but not being able to find the sun in the sky even though the surroundings are brightly lit. Dead Rising on XBOX is a good example.
Damn ghost light, are programmers to lazy to code a damn sun??
by xzybit June 4, 2007
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The ass kissing tribe in most major corporations. Also known as sheeple, gophers and brown nosers. Similar to the moteasa tribe.
Co worker 1:John must belong to the Amadoo tribe.
Co worker 2:what's that?
Co worker 1:Amadoo whatever Mr Jenkins tell me to do.
by xzybit October 18, 2007
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