xzybit's definitions

Nigger Car

A car, usually early to mid 80's and made by Buick, Olsmobile or Catallac driven by the social underclass of the African American community(niggers).

Characterized by being unusually long and accesorized to the extreme: The rims alone are often many times more expensive than the car itself.

Police love to pull over nigger cars.

by xzybit September 21, 2004

20-80 Rule

In any nightclub in America you go to, 20 percent of the guys there are getting 80 percent of the action. The other 80 percent of the guys are usually too chicken shit to do anything but watch the hot girls dance while sipping on their drinks and getting horny.

Always remember the 20-80 rule when you go out.

by xzybit February 7, 2005

amadoo

The ass kissing tribe in most major corporations. Also known as sheeple, gophers and brown nosers. Similar to the moteasa tribe.

Co worker 1:John must belong to the Amadoo tribe.
Co worker 2:what's that?
Co worker 1:Amadoo whatever Mr Jenkins tell me to do.

by xzybit November 3, 2007

hee-haw

A redneck or hick.

Oklahoma is full of hee haws.

by xzybit September 10, 2004

hela

Alternative pronunciation of "Hello". Often used by younger kids of the Hip Hop generation who are too lazy to pronounce "Hello" right.

Hip hop goon answering phone: Hela? Naw she ain't here.

by xzybit November 21, 2007

Dago Dip

Same as Spanish shower or Nigger and monkey bath. Only washing the armpits and privates and splashing on cologne.

Giovanni took a dago dip this morning

by xzybit March 3, 2006

gaillardia

Affluent gated community of northern Oklahoma City with multi million dollar homes and rich as fuck residents. Similar to Buck head in Atlanta and Scottsdale in Arizona. Don't even think of driving through to look at homes as you will be kindly told to go elsewhere by the racist security force.

Security Guard 1: Is that a Negro approaching up the road?

Security Guard 2: Yep, call out the gaillardia intercept team and arm them with tasers.

by xzybit February 18, 2008