xzybit's definitions

fat cousin

Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.

That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.

by xzybit January 14, 2005

hoe hop

Type of Hip Hop/Rap music where the rapper primarily talks about all the bitches and hoes he got in his stable. Primary format of the BET uncut lineup.

Lil John, Cash Money artists, ah hell, ALL rap is pretty much hoe hop now.

by xzybit January 21, 2005

Nahlaters

Ghettotized slang for the candy Now and Laters.

Keyshawn, lemme hold a pack of Nahlaters and I will get back at you tomorrow.

by xzybit July 12, 2004

latin lettuce

Marijuana, camnnabis, weed.

Pass dat Latin Lettuce main.

by xzybit February 8, 2005

Niggertude

Attiude displayed by many underclass Black folks when things don't go their way, akin to acting Ghetto.

Shewa-wa and Nakia displayed much Niggertude when the cashier asked for ID to cash their welfare check in.

by xzybit July 13, 2004

Fema

FEMA stands for:
F-uck
E-very
M-inority
A-merican

Example? Just watch the news and see how much fema fucked up in N.O!!

by xzybit October 1, 2005

Jobsband

Whenever a woman commits 100 percent of her time to her job and career and doesn't make time for a significant other, she basically has a "jobsband". Common with childless females with multiple degrees on the wall, a good paying job that she works 90+ hours a week and no spouse to share her life woth.

I don't need NO man, I got a Jobsband.

by xzybit December 4, 2017