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3 definitions by xypher

 
1.
ib
A program created in an attempt to control the minds of the youths of the future, implemented by Swiss lawn gnomes, by preventing their exposure to the outside world.

The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay.

In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this.
IB teaches students to turn shit into gold.
by xypher April 22, 2005
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2.
cowboy face
Hey look, im a cowboy! <):D
by xypher August 21, 2003
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3.
A gust or wind. Derivative of Zephyr.
by Xypher October 16, 2003
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