7 definitions by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx
The ultimate comeback on the internet. Whatever it may be, whether being told that you are ugly or to “stfu you weeb” (from personal experience) this short two word phrase can solve all your problems. I find that if someone says that you are homosexual, “gay” or a “fag” this comeback works the best. For the low price of a million dollars, (ask Donald Trump’s father for a small loan) “no u” is now able to be used in any situation! Millions around the globe have already bought and started using this phrase in their everyday life. Buy now!
(Side effects include-in a really fast voice with some nice music and montages of people gardening with their grandchildren-: bullying, negative abnormalities on mental stability, addiction to memes, a punch in the face, crippling depression, and chronic to severe plaque psoriasis.)
About: Because of the nature of forums and how they do not really offer a good solution to ignoring trolls (or otherwise inappropriate comments) NO U becomes a simple and effective way of pointing out that the OP’s comments are in fact more aptly applied to himself than his subject. Furthermore, as trolls typically thrive on eliciting a an emotion reaction from those they’ve frustrated, the NO U retort shuts down their initiative and unofficially labels them a troll, without using more than 3 letters. The brevity in the response further exacerbates the troll’s motivation from pushing further.
(Side effects include-in a really fast voice with some nice music and montages of people gardening with their grandchildren-: bullying, negative abnormalities on mental stability, addiction to memes, a punch in the face, crippling depression, and chronic to severe plaque psoriasis.)
About: Because of the nature of forums and how they do not really offer a good solution to ignoring trolls (or otherwise inappropriate comments) NO U becomes a simple and effective way of pointing out that the OP’s comments are in fact more aptly applied to himself than his subject. Furthermore, as trolls typically thrive on eliciting a an emotion reaction from those they’ve frustrated, the NO U retort shuts down their initiative and unofficially labels them a troll, without using more than 3 letters. The brevity in the response further exacerbates the troll’s motivation from pushing further.
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx March 23, 2018
The ultimate comeback to any negatory statement made towards someone on the iNtErWeBs. Basically a trump card comment. Spelled with only the 14th, 15th, and 21st letters of the alphabet, this revolutionary phrase originating from the internet of ‘memers’ is a phrase that can be used in all situations. Whether it be a racist joke, a classic your mom joke, incest joke, or something personal directed towards you- ‘No u’ works in every situation.
Shaheer: you’re gay
Me: NO U
Shaheer: o shit nigga where’s yo dick I needa succy wuccy 5 buccy
Me: I only have $2.50 tho 👀
Me: NO U
Shaheer: o shit nigga where’s yo dick I needa succy wuccy 5 buccy
Me: I only have $2.50 tho 👀
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx March 6, 2018
Netflix that makes you *N U T* -A pornagraphic service that delivers pornography films to your doorstep! (Just like the old Netflix did with regular movies) Only $10 a month to receive as much porn as you can imagine! Some of our most popular/ classic titles are: “Clickbait my dick!” “Demonetize my Holes” “Put that sweet ad revenue in my pussy” “Oh Stacy...your roblox pussy is so tight!” And “Minecraft tiddies vrs. Roblox tiddies.” Expirience this and more now, @ NUTflix!
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx March 6, 2018
The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mm~
Oh yeah~
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mm~
Oh yeah~
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx March 6, 2018
The number one place to find a bunch of 13 year old fags/fuck boys in their natural habitat. Usually, you can observe them trying to obtain ‘easy dubs’ and ‘solo wins’.
(Basically a 4k version of PUBG)
Marco: YOU HAVE AIDS
Austin: no u
Marco: HOE HOW MANY SOLO WINS
Austin: 69 niggy, you can eat my ass
Marco: Only if you drop the soap
Austin: Just because I’m black doesn’t mean I’m automatically going to jail, you racist ass homo
Marco: That’s not how I was taught in my Christian household
Austin: Oh fuck off, if anything you’d be my personal prison bitch.
Marco: Touchè
Austin: oh~
(Basically a 4k version of PUBG)
Marco: YOU HAVE AIDS
Austin: no u
Marco: HOE HOW MANY SOLO WINS
Austin: 69 niggy, you can eat my ass
Marco: Only if you drop the soap
Austin: Just because I’m black doesn’t mean I’m automatically going to jail, you racist ass homo
Marco: That’s not how I was taught in my Christian household
Austin: Oh fuck off, if anything you’d be my personal prison bitch.
Marco: Touchè
Austin: oh~
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx March 6, 2018
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by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx March 6, 2018