who enjoys all the perks
of living on a farm whilst contributing absolutely jack
shit to the national agricultural industry. Often observed sponging off the government by claiming
every kind of grant or subsidy going like it's some kind of fucking give-away. A hobby
own all the machinery and equipment necessary to run a successful working
farm but with the slight oversight of not having any fucking livestock or crops. Not even
chickens. Fingers like parsnips and trousers held up with baling twine, hobby
farmers are often gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
Michael: Will the hobby farmer be joining us?
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers
can't sneak a look at all the food
he isn't producing.