xavier wells's definitions

Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC)

A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation.

*smoking weed alone in basement:

hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe

*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high

by xavier wells June 12, 2012

LOBO

Laughing On a Box Outside.

Text to random homeless person: "hey gabbi, why did the chicken cross the road?"

Gabbi: "why"

Random person: "because it had AIDS"

Gabbi: "LOBO!"

by xavier wells December 8, 2010

Penisfucker

One who fucks penis

hey andrew, I heard you fuck penis, are you a penisfucker?

by xavier wells October 18, 2010

'merica

America

Redneck/Hick version.

Fuck dem fags. We live in 'merica! land of the free. Sept for dem rag heads.

by xavier wells December 8, 2010

Dickfuckeroverdrive

One who fucks dick so fast that they are forced to go into overdrive

Hey andrew, i heard your able to go into a state of Dickfuckeroverdrive

by xavier wells October 18, 2010

Rap3d

To beat/destroy someone at something in such an epic manner, that the letter "e" in "rape" can no longer support the word, and as a result, the internet will implode upon itself if said letter is not replaced with the number "3".

"Bro you just got raped"

HOLY SHIT DOOD, YOU CANT USE THAT WORD!
*internt implodes
Jonny: "gosh darnit, i should've used rap3d"

by xavier wells October 21, 2010