1 definition by xX__bob_saget__Xx
Carmelo Anthony is a 34 year-old trash can. Makes close to 30 Million for doing absolutely nothing. He thinks that he is the shit even though it's been 7 years since he was cool. He refused to play on the bench and is the biggest ball hog in the world. Houston Rockets fans think Russell Westbrook is to blame for Melo sucking, but everyone will be clowning them by December.
Houston Rockets Fans: No way Carmelo Anthony is on our team he's going to score 20 for us it's all Westbrook's fault!
Everyone Else: Carmelo Sucks
December...
Houston Rockets Fans: Why did we sign Melo he's so garbage.
Everyone Else: Dumbasses.
Everyone Else: Carmelo Sucks
December...
Houston Rockets Fans: Why did we sign Melo he's so garbage.
Everyone Else: Dumbasses.
by xX__bob_saget__Xx July 23, 2018