4 definitions by wyrdsmyth

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A trashy, self-righteous, slutty girl who enjoys meddling in the business of others to please her incessant need to create drama, cause trouble and generally put her big boobs where they don't belong.
The last time I looked, that skankofficious bitch was trying to incite a riot by telling that girl that her partner just cheated on her in the bathroom.
by Wyrdsmyth February 09, 2013

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while his female partner is asleep, the male ejeculates on her breast and places her hand on it - by the time she wakes up, the semen has dried and her hand is stuck in place
"I didn't orgasm during sex, so I gave my wife a sticky starke as punishment. She'll work harder next time."
by wyrdsmyth March 22, 2009

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A person who is seemingly awake but is actually functioning intermittently during a time of rest or sleep, most especially when sending text messages and unknowingly ending phone conversations with the sound of snoring.
She was up half the night narcolepting with me on the phone.
by Wyrdsmyth April 05, 2016

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The act of intermittently functioning during sleep, especially sending text messages and holding brief phone conversations that end in snoring.
She was up all night narcolepting and didn't remember any of it the next morning.
by Wyrdsmyth April 01, 2016

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